The only instinct you have thats stronger than your desire for TREATS is your propensity to knock inconsequential things off of high places. When something is higher up than you, it makes you feel small. You need to be the highest up thing, darn it! You love your HAT, but it has had it too good for too long. It must fall.
You raise your paw slowly and patiently.
You can't do this too hastily...
What now?